Bodies are the stupidest series of tubes ever run by a vat of unprocessed bacon and you cannot change said bacon.

faorism:

[interviewer] Can Eliot ever make a relationship work?  [Christian Kane] I don’t know. Honestly, I don’t know if Eliot’s ever going to be able to make a relationship work with someone because he’s never — you know what? It would be fun. It would be so much fun for the writers to try to put that together with someone that actually is worth his salt in history. Because at some point for him to ever make anything work, he would have to tell them the true story, otherwise, he’s never going to get to be himself. And I don’t think anything would ever work unless he was able to be himself. And so it would take a very, very special person to come in. You’d have to hire Maggie Q or somebody like that. So there you go. [Laughs]ALT

GEE CKANE I FUCKING WONDER WHO KNOWS ELIOT AND HE CAN BE HIMSELF WITH AND IS UP TO HIS ABILITY. IM FERAL. and okay okay there isn’t someone special out there for him……. bECAUSE THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE RIGHT THE FUCK HERE MADE SPECIAL FOR HIM. [interview with image transcript in alt text]

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elennemigo:

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#DoctorStrangeFaceGame

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medici-collar:

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Title: Ball gown

Designer: Madame Elise

Date: late 1870s

Culture: British

Medium: silk

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lotad:

marisatomay:

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included:

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trashcora:

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#she’s just like me fr

Disney Gallery | Star Wars: The Mandalorian Season 3

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misshotaru:

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Artist: misao.draw

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somethingusefulfromflorida:

tuulikki:

this-tree-is-my-boyfriend:

dirtychiapetpoon:

vintage shoplifting

Woman CAN do anything

@theoutcastrogue The steaks really got me

The vigor with which the last woman stuffs those granny panties is unparalleled

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