Bodies are the stupidest series of tubes ever run by a vat of unprocessed bacon and you cannot change said bacon.

luisonte:

Aprende hermano

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micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

losing it over this

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pocketmonkeys:

guerrillatech:

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m4sculino:

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faorism:

ALT

GEE CKANE I FUCKING WONDER WHO KNOWS ELIOT AND HE CAN BE HIMSELF WITH AND IS UP TO HIS ABILITY. IM FERAL. and okay okay there isn’t someone special out there for him……. bECAUSE THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE RIGHT THE FUCK HERE MADE SPECIAL FOR HIM. [interview with image transcript in alt text]

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dynamitekansai:

everythingfox:

The void has chosen

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elennemigo:

#DoctorStrangeFaceGame ✨

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medici-collar:

Title: Ball gown

Designer: Madame Elise

Date: late 1870s

Culture: British

Medium: silk

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lotad:

marisatomay:

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included:

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trashcora:

#she’s just like me fr

Disney Gallery | Star Wars: The Mandalorian Season 3

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misshotaru:

Artist: misao.draw

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tuulikki:

this-tree-is-my-boyfriend:

dirtychiapetpoon:

vintage shoplifting

Woman CAN do anything

@theoutcastrogue The steaks really got me

The vigor with which the last woman stuffs those granny panties is unparalleled

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puppygirl-hornyposting:

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